{"product_id":"dildo-of-consequences-sticker","title":"Dildo Of Consequences - Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eActions have consequences. This one just happens to be curved, cruel, and unlubricated. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker doesn’t whisper karma—it screams \"you earned this.\" Shaped like a smirk and curved like fate itself, it’s a blunt-force reminder that bad choices age like milk—and consequences don’t come with a warning label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😈 Agents of chaos who believe accountability should sting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 People who enjoy their humor dry and their justice raw\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Anyone who's ever watched a narcissist trip over their own ego and thought, “Yup.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Precision cut for extra visual satisfaction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Bold, blunt text in a deceptively cheerful typeface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Durable vinyl that sticks like regret\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePut it on your laptop, toolbox, office door, or forehead (if you’re into performance art).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot safe for work. Not safe for the guilty. Absolutely perfect for the petty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly from Guerrilla Style. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":48835084615899,"sku":"25348566072820708069","price":2.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48835084648667,"sku":"14678083293781242333","price":2.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48835084681435,"sku":"10888233707569337082","price":2.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":48835084714203,"sku":"22564607876750108790","price":3.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/9109\/5259\/files\/8772576678018073106_1200.jpg?v=1780440017","url":"https:\/\/store.guerrilla-style.com\/products\/dildo-of-consequences-sticker","provider":"Guerrilla Style Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}