F* MUSK.**
(In bold, glitched, and beautifully unbothered.)
This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a firewall against billionaire worship, tech bro tantrums, and the weaponized autism of algorithmic empire-building.
📉 Whether you're rage-quitting Twitter, dodging Teslas in bike lanes, or simply tired of watching a Bond villain LARP as Tony Stark, this is your uniform for unsubscribing in style.
Perfect for when:
– You want to troll crypto bros without saying a word.
– You believe the only Neuralink anyone needs is a brain.
– You’ve had enough of billionaires live-tweeting their delusions of godhood.
🛰 Printed in disorienting glitch text, because nothing says “late-stage capitalism” like a rich man breaking the internet on purpose.
⚠️ Warning: May trigger fanboys, Silicon cultists, and dudes who think emerald mines were “self-made.”
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
There is no ethical space travel under capitalism.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
