{"product_id":"kids-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Kids - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eFor the people who never really grew up—they just got better at offending the other parents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eSome jokes don't need a complicated setup. 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line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003e🔥 Bold humor that's impossible to ignore.\u003cbr\u003e🔥 Designed for people who enjoy pushing the punchline just a little further.\u003cbr\u003e🔥 A guaranteed conversation starter wherever life takes you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eGrowing older is mandatory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eGrowing up is optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; min-height: 22px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-width: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-family: UICTFontTextStyleBody;\"\u003eOnly from Guerrilla Style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":48931903504603,"sku":"19232081747792168091","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48931903537371,"sku":"17997901273304249362","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":48931903570139,"sku":"17580477929561457634","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48931903602907,"sku":"63797767833943591720","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":48931903635675,"sku":"27646654398946751245","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48931903668443,"sku":"19032460760184985448","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48931903701211,"sku":"31812648606910231398","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48931903733979,"sku":"27332477511753513800","price":13.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48931903766747,"sku":"28973659419322833764","price":16.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48931903799515,"sku":"18908631598837907318","price":16.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48931903832283,"sku":"31486177314017847960","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48931903865051,"sku":"21639656202772487392","price":17.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":48931903897819,"sku":"24565083976648026728","price":18.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48931903930587,"sku":"22921065678316389351","price":18.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":48931903963355,"sku":"12777424000744178844","price":18.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48931903996123,"sku":"10338719720699558621","price":18.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/9109\/5259\/files\/12267805641715302814_2048.jpg?v=1782957864","url":"https:\/\/store.guerrilla-style.com\/products\/kids-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","provider":"Guerrilla Style Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}