{"product_id":"protect-your-couch-square-sticker","title":"Protect Your Couch - Square Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eProtect Your Couch (And Your Sanity) Barbed wire not included—but heavily implied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis die-cut sticker isn’t just a statement. It’s a warning. A declaration. A defensive maneuver. Because nothing ruins a perfectly good couch faster than a guest with no shame and too much time. With bold, blood-red lettering and an armchair wrapped in enough barbed wire to make a prison warden blush, this sticker is your personal bouncer—small, savage, and sticky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🪑 Homeowners who’ve seen things\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚪 Roommates with “do not disturb” energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔞 Anyone who’s had to flip a cushion and pray\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Eye-searing print quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Precision cut edge sharp enough to match the mood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Designed to confuse, offend, and deter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlap it on your laptop, toolbox, coffee table, or directly onto your couch if you're bold enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a sticker. It’s crowd control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly from Guerrilla Style. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":48835079176411,"sku":"70782662472320543046","price":2.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48835079209179,"sku":"18596884942199340393","price":2.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":48835079241947,"sku":"34308693846159252892","price":2.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":48835079274715,"sku":"27255999671538851277","price":3.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/9109\/5259\/files\/15442022853809912411_1200.jpg?v=1780439827","url":"https:\/\/store.guerrilla-style.com\/products\/protect-your-couch-square-sticker","provider":"Guerrilla Style Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}