{"product_id":"sleepy-bitch-bumper-stickers","title":"Sleepy Bitch - Bumper Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the chronically exhausted, emotionally unavailable, and one minor inconvenience away from taking a parking-lot nap. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bumper sticker is less of a warning and more of a legally required disclosure to everyone trapped behind you in traffic. Because some people run on caffeine and ambition. Others are surviving entirely on spite and half a granola bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😴 Sleep-deprived gremlins with driver’s licenses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ People whose personality is “running on fumes”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😂 Anyone who’s ever yawned through a life decision\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Guaranteed to get honked at by someone equally exhausted\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Perfect for commuters, night shifters, and chaos goblins\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 A public-service announcement disguised as comedy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot reckless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust tired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly from Guerrilla Style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":48830035034331,"sku":"23614231690036641706","price":7.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/9109\/5259\/files\/5349618500726358301_2048.jpg?v=1780360796","url":"https:\/\/store.guerrilla-style.com\/products\/sleepy-bitch-bumper-stickers","provider":"Guerrilla Style Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}