Capitalism didn’t glitch. It loaded exactly as designed.
This sticker isn’t a critique—it’s a patch note. The wealth gaps, food banks, and billionaires-in-space aren’t bugs in the system. They are the system. Wrap that brutal truth in a holographic rainbow, because nothing says “eat the rich” like a shimmer of irony. Stick it where it stings.
Perfect for:
📉 Capitalism survivors
📚 Marxists with a sense of humor
📦 Anyone who’s organized a workplace Slack revolt
📊 Rainbow capitalism, with a blade
🔥 Looks like pride—reads like prophecy
🔥 Glossy finish, matte message
🔥 Makes neoliberals deeply uncomfortable
It’s not broken.
It’s functioning with precision.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
