Capitalism Isn’t Broken—It’s Just an Asshole
This shirt says what economists won’t: the system isn’t failing. It’s succeeding at exactly what it was built for—concentrating wealth, hoarding resources, and feeding you boot leather with a smile. The rise of socialism? Not a glitch. Just people waking up mid-simulation and realizing Monopoly was rigged from turn one. It’s not a revolution. It’s a response.
Perfect for:
🏦 People who read Marx and their eviction notice
🍞 Survivors of $7.25/hour character development arcs
🗳️ Anyone tired of voting between landlord and landlord-lite
📉 Not an error message—just late-stage capitalism
🔥 Designed to spark arguments and awareness
🔥 The only drip trickling down is this shirt
🔥 Soft enough to cry into when rent’s due
Capitalism’s greatest product was the illusion of choice.
Only from Guerrilla Style, where every thread resists.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
