This shirt says what economists won’t: the system isn’t failing. It’s succeeding at exactly what it was built for—concentrating wealth, hoarding resources, and feeding you boot leather with a smile. The rise of socialism? Not a glitch. Just people waking up mid-simulation and realizing Monopoly was rigged from turn one.
It’s not a revolution. It’s a response.
Perfect for: 🏦 People who read Marx and their eviction notice 🍞 Survivors of $7.25/hour character development arcs 🗳️ Anyone tired of voting between landlord and landlord-lite
📉 Not an error message—just late-stage capitalism 🔥 Designed to spark arguments and awareness 🔥 The only drip trickling down is this shirt 🔥 Soft enough to cry into when rent’s due
Capitalism’s greatest product was the illusion of choice. Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Shoulder tape for extra durability - Seamless construction for a clean look - Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape - Soft, strong fabric perfect for vibrant prints - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
