Be Prepared - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Locked, loaded, and mid-shit. This tactical simian doesn't take bathroom breaks from vigilance—and neither should you.

Whether you're on the range, in the field, or just clenching through a Monday meeting, this shirt reminds you to stay ready in the most absurdly intense way possible. Because the real enemy? Hesitation. Especially with your pants down.

Perfect for:

🪖 Operators who laugh through the absurd

🚽 Survivors of gastrointestinal and geopolitical battles

🔦 Anyone who knows “situational awareness” doesn’t stop at the stall

🔥 Graphic so tactical it needs a security clearance

🔥 Humor darker than a FOB latrine at midnight

🔥 Soft, durable cotton that survives the op—and the wipe

Out of toilet paper?

Still not out of options.

Only from Guerrilla Style. 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean