Rebellion doesn’t always look like a riot—sometimes it’s walking into a pointless meeting knowing you gave up something sacred to be there. This shirt is a wearable protest against calendar abuse, productivity theater, and the soul-sucking tyranny of “quick syncs.” You gave up your toilet throne for this? Let them see your suffering.
Perfect for: 📅 Calendar anarchists 🧻 Sacred-break defenders 💥 Anyone who’s ever whispered, “This could’ve been an email” while plotting an escape
🔥 Soft, breathable cotton for silently screaming into the void 🔥 Cartoon dread with high-functioning sarcasm 🔥 Pairs great with passive-aggressive eye rolls and muted microphones
Wear it to every meeting that drains your soul faster than your Wi-Fi. Because your time is valuable—and they’ll have to pry your bathroom breaks from your cold, crumpled hands. Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds elasticity. - Side seams provide structural support and durability. - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching. - Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz) suitable for all seasons. - Classic fit and crew neckline for versatile styling.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
