You can spot a red flag faster when it’s wrapped in red tape.
This shirt does what years of debate club couldn’t—it filters the room for you. Because the moment someone says “I trust the government,” you already know they’d drink the Kool-Aid and ask for the recipe.
Perfect for: 🧠 Conspiracy realists, not theorists 📵 Anyone who's said “read the FOIA report” unironically 🪤 People who smell a psyop from a mile away
🧬 Built-in B.S. detector 🔥 Cuts through groupthink like a bayonet 🔥 Sarcasm you can wear without saying a word 🔥 Government-approved for maximum discomfort
Trust is earned. Not elected. Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Shoulder tape for extra durability - Seamless construction for a clean look - Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape - Soft, strong fabric perfect for vibrant prints - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
