🚀 Death From Above – Holographic Die-Cut Sticker "Elon is as likely to die from a falling dildo as he is getting a human to Mars." 💥
Let’s be real: the future’s wild, but this sticker is wilder. A rainbow-glazed roast shot straight from orbit—this glossy little diss lights up any surface with chaotic truth and unapologetic sparkle. 🌈✨
Perfect for: 💻 Laptop lids that need a little unhinged energy 📦 Packages sent to billionaires with love (and glitter) 🚀 Nerds, haters, and space clowns alike
🔥 Holographic finish for maximum interplanetary sass 🔥 Slaps harder than Elon's next half-baked press release 🔥 Proof that satire flies faster than rockets
Whether you love space, loathe billionaires, or just enjoy a good absurd visual—you’re cleared for liftoff. Stick it. Shine bright. Aim higher.
Product features - Premium printable vinyl for long-lasting durability - Easy peel backing for effortless application - Eco-friendly product made with environmentally friendly inks - Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs - Custom holographic stickers with a shiny rainbow effect
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
