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Dildo Of Consequences - Die-Cut Sticker

Dildo Of Consequences - Die-Cut Sticker

Regular price $4.89 USD
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Actions have consequences.
This one just happens to be curved, cruel, and unlubricated.

This sticker doesn’t whisper karma—it screams "you earned this."
Shaped like a smirk and curved like fate itself, it’s a blunt-force reminder that bad choices age like milk—and consequences don’t come with a warning label.

Perfect for:
😈 Agents of chaos who believe accountability should sting
🧼 People who enjoy their humor dry and their justice raw
🔥 Anyone who's ever watched a narcissist trip over their own ego and thought, “Yup.”

🔥 Precision die-cut for extra visual satisfaction
🔥 Bold, blunt text in a deceptively cheerful typeface
🔥 Durable vinyl that sticks like regret

Put it on your laptop, toolbox, office door, or forehead (if you’re into performance art).

Not safe for work.
Not safe for the guilty.
Absolutely perfect for the petty.

This is Guerrilla Style.


Product features
- Vibrant colors with crisp printing
- Water-resistant vinyl material for indoor and outdoor use
- UV protective laminate for durability
- Eco-friendly printing with Eco-Solvent inks
- Available in 5 sizes

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

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