Dildo of Consequences - Pennant

For the beautifully reckless people who keep learning life lessons the hard way and somehow still say, “Worth it.”

This pennant is a championship banner for bad decisions, questionable confidence, and the universal human experience of realizing—far too late—that consequences do not, in fact, arrive gently. Hang it in your office, garage, workshop, dorm, or anywhere that could benefit from a little decorative accountability and a lot less self-delusion. Because eventually life catches up to everybody. Usually at full speed. Usually laughing.

Perfect for:

🍻 Veterans of the “it seemed like a good idea at the time” lifestyle

😈 People whose decision-making process is mostly vibes

😂 Anyone who’s ever ignored a red flag because it was “more exciting” 🔥 Equal parts motivational poster and emotional warning label

🔥 Guaranteed to spark either loud laughter or deeply uncomfortable agreement

🔥 A classy tribute to poor impulse control and its inevitable aftermath

Some people learn from mistakes.

Others turn them into home décor.

Only from Guerrilla Style. 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean only