French Classic - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
French Classic - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Like crème brûlée… but for billionaires.
This shirt slices through performative progress like a guillotine through powdered wigs. It’s not a call to violence—it’s a nostalgic nod to when “eat the rich” wasn’t a meme, it was a movement.
Let them eat tax breaks?
Nah. Let them eat history.
Perfect for:
⚖️ Class traitors with a sense of humor
🎨 History majors who liked the Reign of Terror a little too much
🪧 Protesters with style and spite
📣 Echoes louder than campaign promises
🔥 Revolutionary drip
🔥 Cuts to the heart of the issue
🔥 A classic with a sharper edge
When reform feels like a rerun,
Bring back the original ending.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for extra durability
- Seamless construction for a clean look
- Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Soft, strong fabric perfect for vibrant prints
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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