Maturity isn’t marked by a mortgage—it's when you lose a bet your body made.
Forget driver’s licenses and tax returns. The real coming-of-age moment? That sphincter roulette spin where the stakes were high… and your dignity was low. This shirt salutes every brave soul who thought it was safe—and paid the ultimate cotton-stained price.
A warning. A badge. A confession. Welcome to adulthood.
Perfect for: 🧻 Survivors of gastrointestinal betrayal 🎯 People who take risks personally 💩 The emotionally mature and intestinally reckless 🌀 Embarrassingly accurate
🔥 Printed with the weight of experience 🔥 Soft enough for your soul—and your seat 🔥 The most relatable trauma tee you’ll ever wear
Shame fades. But the moment? That lives forever. Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Shoulder tape for extra durability - Seamless construction for a clean look - Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape - Soft, strong fabric perfect for vibrant prints - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
