Need fuel? Too bad—this hot dog wants flesh, not friendship.
This die cut sticker immortalizes the exact moment a mustard-mouthed menace broke loose from corporate branding and decided to fight back. Slap it on your laptop, notebook, or gas can—anywhere that needs a little culinary chaos and existential dread.
You’ve seen food trucks. Now meet the food that hunts back.
Perfect for: 🌭 Fans of deeply unhinged humor 📎 Desk setups that whisper “Don’t ask questions” 🧃 Anyone who’s ever side-eyed a grocery store mascot
🔥 Weatherproof vinyl absurdity 🔥 Crisp print of a sentient snack attack 🔥 Guaranteed to get at least one “What the hell?” per day
More than a sticker. It’s a public service announcement: The hot dogs are sentient. And they’re pissed.
This is Guerrilla Style—for those who know lunch is never truly safe.
Product features - Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface - Long-lasting durability with a permanent adhesive - Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks - Available in white and transparent sticker options - Quick, bubble-free application for easy use
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
