🌠He Was Just Getting Gas… 💀 …and now he is the snack.
This square sticker captures the exact moment America gave up on subtlety. A fury-eyed hot dog. A confused man. A gas station where something went horribly weird.
You’ve seen mascots. You’ve seen horror. Now see both—with mustard.
Perfect for: ⛽ Gas station philosophers 📦 Laptop lids, toolboxes, awkward gift boxes 🧠People who like their humor a little unhinged, and a lot processed
🔥 Vivid, high-res print with full-color absurdity 🔥 Square format to maximize chaos per inch 🔥 Die-cut edge crisp enough to make your therapist ask questions
Stick it. Gift it. Frame it next to your toaster. This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a warning label for reality. Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs - Durable, resistant to scratching and fading - Made from premium vinyl material - Water-resistant for outdoor use - Coated with protective laminate for longevity
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
