For the people whose sense of humor belongs in a gas station bathroom at 2AM.
This shirt is a double-sided masterpiece of deeply unnecessary wordplay, passive psychological warfare, and the kind of joke that gets exponentially funnier the more disappointed people become. Because maturity is temporary. Commitment to the bit is forever.
Perfect for:
☕ People who weaponize dumb humor conversationally
😂 Chaos gremlins who laugh before finishing the joke
💩 Anyone emotionally incapable of acting their age in public
🔥 Guaranteed to make at least one stranger groan against their will
🔥 Equal parts coffee-shop aesthetic and biological sabotage
🔥 For bringing deeply unserious energy from every possible angle
Front says confidence.
Back says consequences.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
