I Want Cake - Holographic Die-Cut Sticker

Oh? You didn’t think I’d want the only good thing left in this waking nightmare?

This aggressively passive-aggressive sticker immortalizes the moment someone finished the cake, the soul, and your trust—then handed you a plate of crumbs and betrayal.

Perfect for:

🧁 Sweet tooths with petty trauma

💔 Anyone who's been skipped, snubbed, or sidelined

🎂 The friend who always brings their own dessert now

✨ Holographic finish for maximum emotional sparkle

✨ Weatherproof, drama-proof, guilt-inducing durability

✨ Pairs well with iced coffee and silent judgment

Stick it to your fridge. Stick it to your laptop.

Stick it to that one “friend” who swore they saved you a piece. Because it’s not about the cake. (It’s never about the cake.)

Only from Guerrilla Style. 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.