Jesus died for your sins... and now you’re out here doing this. There’s holy disappointment, and then there’s “crossed arms, silent judgment, contemplating another flood” levels of disapproval.
This shirt immortalizes that sacred Really? energy. You’ve officially turned the other cheek—and slapped him with it. It’s not hellfire. It’s worse. It’s disappointment.
Perfect for:
⛪ People who left church but took the guilt with them
🙄 Lifelong recipients of the “I’ll pray for you” treatment
🕶️ Anyone who’s ever been judged by a man in sandals
😐 Saint-level sarcasm
🔥 Designed for maximum conviction
🔥 Forgiveness not included
🔥 May cause dramatic sighs from devout relatives
The Messiah isn’t mad.
He’s just… not amused.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
