Jesus died for your sins... and now you’re out here doing this.
There’s holy disappointment, and then there’s “crossed arms, silent judgment, contemplating another flood” levels of disapproval. This shirt immortalizes that sacred Really? energy. You’ve officially turned the other cheek—and slapped him with it.
It’s not hellfire. It’s worse. It’s disappointment.
Perfect for: ⛪ People who left church but took the guilt with them 🙄 Lifelong recipients of the “I’ll pray for you” treatment 🕶️ Anyone who’s ever been judged by a man in sandals
😐 Saint-level sarcasm 🔥 Designed for maximum conviction 🔥 Forgiveness not included 🔥 May cause dramatic sighs from devout relatives
The Messiah isn’t mad. He’s just… not amused.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Shoulder tape for extra durability - Seamless construction for a clean look - Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape - Soft, strong fabric perfect for vibrant prints - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
