Forget turn-the-other-cheek—this messiah came strapped and ready to suplex your savior through the Pearly Gates. With a beer in one hand and a pistol in the other, he’s here to declare theological dominance, armed with enough chaotic energy to rewrite the Gospels in all caps.
This isn’t your Sunday school Jesus. This is Pit-Fight Messiah™—and he heard your Jesus talks big for someone with zero confirmed miracles in the octagon.
Perfect for: ⚔️ Faith-based trash talkers 🍺 Bar philosophers with God complexes 🔥 Anyone who thinks the Second Coming should come with pyrotechnics
🔥 High-res print, loud as a megachurch soundboard 🔥 Die-cut and deity-approved 🔥 Weatherproof vinyl—survives storms, sermons, and spiritual smackdowns
Slap it on your car, cooler, or communion kit. Because your Jesus might walk on water… But mine kicks ass barefoot.
This is Guerrilla Style. Worship louder. Punch holier.
Product features - Vibrant colors enhance any design - Durable eco-solvent inks prevent fading - Made from premium vinyl for quality - Water and scratch resistant surface - Coated with protective laminate for longevity
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
