Man Eats Hotdog! - Woven Blanket

Wrap yourself in comfort, and psychological confusion.

This high-quality woven cotton throw captures the moment a man learns the food chain goes both ways. Whether you're cozying up for a nap, decorating your couch, or just want guests to question every decision that led them to your home—this blanket delivers.

Equal parts functional and deeply unsettling.

Perfect for:
🌭 Gas station philosophers with a flair for interior design
🛋️ Homes that scream “conversation piece” and mean it
🔥 Anyone who’s ever been attacked by a mascot (emotionally or otherwise)

Do not wrestle with your blanket. It cannot hurt you.*

(*We make no promises.)

Cuddle up with absurdity.

This is Guerrilla Style.

Product features
- 100% Cotton for superior strength and smoothness
- Photo variant showcases detailed images with vibrant color gradations
- Artwork variant enhances clarity and bold colors, ideal for graphic designs
- Available in three sizes to fit any space
- Colorful fringed edges add a playful touch to your home decor

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat