Wrap yourself in comfort, and psychological confusion.
This high-quality woven cotton throw captures the moment a man learns the food chain goes both ways. Whether you're cozying up for a nap, decorating your couch, or just want guests to question every decision that led them to your home—this blanket delivers. Equal parts functional and deeply unsettling.
Perfect for:
🌭 Gas station philosophers with a flair for interior design
🛋️ Homes that scream “conversation piece” and mean it
🔥 Anyone who’s ever been attacked by a mascot (emotionally or otherwise)
Do not wrestle with your blanket. It cannot hurt you.* (*We make no promises.)
Cuddle up with absurdity.
Only from Guerrilla Style, home of questionable heroes and heroic snacks.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat
