For the people who appreciate wildlife, wordplay, and making strangers do a double take before they start laughing.
This shirt is for anyone whose sense of humor lives comfortably in the space between technically accurate and deeply suspicious. Because those are, in fact, a very nice pair of tits. What your brain did with that information is between you and your conscience.
Perfect for:
🐦 Bird enthusiasts with a dangerously mature sense of humor
😈 People who enjoy jokes hidden in plain sight
😂 Anyone who appreciates the fine art of plausible deniability
🔥 Equal parts wholesome nature appreciation and terrible impulse control
🔥 For lovers of puns, double meanings, and innocent-looking mischief
🔥 Guaranteed to get laughs from exactly the people it was intended for
The birds are innocent.
The audience is another matter entirely.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
