This sticker isn’t body shaming—it’s body arming. For anyone who’s ever had their center of gravity called into question during a ruck march, here’s your official certification: you’re not out of shape, you’re just built for recoil absorption.
Slap it on your kit, your cooler, or your cousin’s Prius. Let the world know that you’re not soft—you’re just pre-armored and ready for the blast radius.
Perfect for: 🪖 Barrel-chested freedom dispensers 🍗 Operators who never skip chow 💥 Anyone who carries both bulk and bite
🔥 High-impact vinyl for high-caliber humor 🔥 Bold stencil font that screams range-ready 🔥 Morale-boosting sticker with actual morale
This isn’t fat. It’s strategic surface area. Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features - Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs - Durable and scratch-resistant for lasting appeal - Made from premium vinyl for quality assurance - Available in 5 different sizes to fit various needs - Water and scratch resistant with a protective laminate coating
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
