Protect Your Couch (And Your Sanity) Barbed wire not included—but heavily implied.
This die-cut sticker isn’t just a statement. It’s a warning. A declaration. A defensive maneuver. Because nothing ruins a perfectly good couch faster than a guest with no shame and too much time. With bold, blood-red lettering and an armchair wrapped in enough barbed wire to make a prison warden blush, this sticker is your personal bouncer—small, savage, and sticky.
Perfect for:
🪑 Homeowners who’ve seen things
🚪 Roommates with “do not disturb” energy
🔞 Anyone who’s had to flip a cushion and pray
🔥 Eye-searing print quality
🔥 Die-cut edge sharp enough to match the mood
🔥 Designed to confuse, offend, and deter
Slap it on your laptop, toolbox, coffee table, or directly onto your couch if you're bold enough.
This isn’t just a sticker. It’s crowd control.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
