For the people who think maturity peaked somewhere around middle school recess and never recovered.
This shirt turns a childhood game into a deeply cursed competitive sport fueled by bad decisions, terrible humor, and the confidence of someone absolutely banned from supervising children. Because regular rock-paper-scissors is for cowards. This is psychological warfare with hand gestures.
Perfect for:
😂 People with the humor of an unsupervised 13-year-old
🤝 Chaos goblins who escalate every game immediately
🍻 Anyone who treats “friendly competition” like a blood feud
🔥 Guaranteed to make at least one person say “what the hell is that?”
🔥 Equal parts nostalgia, stupidity, and public menace
🔥 For proudly carrying forbidden playground energy into adulthood
Some games build character.
This one destroys it completely.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
