Sleepy Bitch - Bumper Stickers

For the chronically exhausted, emotionally unavailable, and one minor inconvenience away from taking a parking-lot nap.

This bumper sticker is less of a warning and more of a legally required disclosure to everyone trapped behind you in traffic. Because some people run on caffeine and ambition. Others are surviving entirely on spite and half a granola bar.

Perfect for:

😴 Sleep-deprived gremlins with driver’s licenses

☕ People whose personality is “running on fumes”

😂 Anyone who’s ever yawned through a life decision

🔥 Guaranteed to get honked at by someone equally exhausted

🔥 Perfect for commuters, night shifters, and chaos goblins

🔥 A public-service announcement disguised as comedy

Not reckless.

Just tired.

Only from Guerrilla Style.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.