Clear your desk and protect your dignity—because lunch is fighting back. Feast your eyes (and fear for your face) as The Hotdog Chronicles unleashes condiment-coated chaos across your workspace.
Two outrageously jacked hot dogs have had enough. One’s shoving himself down a man’s throat like a meat-seeking missile. The other’s going full rage-chomp on a guy’s face like he just insulted ketchup on a Chicago dog.
This isn’t a snack break—it’s warfare.
💥Anti-slip base? Yes. 💥Soft fabric for intense typing or crying? You bet. 💥Visually disturbing yet oddly inspiring? Absolutely.
From the twisted minds at Guerrilla Style, this mat screams:
“I don’t just think outside the bun—I FIGHT outside the bun.”
Whether you’re gaming, coding, or existentially spiraling, let these combat-ready frankfurters remind you: you’re not being productive unless someone’s being metaphorically (or literally) devoured.🌭🔥
Product features - Non-slip bottom to keep the mat securely in place - Vibrant colors enhanced by advanced printing techniques - Durable hemmed edges for long-lasting use - Multifunctional surface for various activities - Made from 100% neoprene material for comfort and support
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
