For the people one minor inconvenience away from becoming a cryptid.
This shirt is for anyone coping with modern life through dark humor, questionable self-awareness, and pretending the internal monologue is totally under control. Because eventually you stop fighting the chaos and start taking advice from it.
Perfect for:
🧠 Overthinkers with zero interest in healthy coping mechanisms
😈 People who use humor to dodge emotional stability
😂 Anyone whose brain sounds like a group chat at 3AM
🔥 Equal parts mental breakdown and confidence boost
🔥 Guaranteed to concern at least one overly serious person
🔥 For thriving emotionally in ways therapists would not recommend
The voices aren’t real.
But the vibe absolutely is.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
