Corporate Casual Trauma Rebellion doesn’t always look like a riot—sometimes it’s walking into a pointless meeting knowing you gave up something sacred to be there.
This shirt is a wearable protest against calendar abuse, productivity theater, and the soul-sucking tyranny of “quick syncs.” You gave up your toilet throne for this? Let them see your suffering.
Perfect for:
📅 Calendar anarchists
🧻 Sacred-break defenders
💥 Anyone who’s ever whispered, “This could’ve been an email” while plotting an escape
🔥 Soft, breathable cotton for silently screaming into the void
🔥 Cartoon dread with high-functioning sarcasm
🔥 Pairs great with passive-aggressive eye rolls and muted microphones
Wear it to every meeting that drains your soul faster than your Wi-Fi.
Because your time is valuable—and they’ll have to pry your bathroom breaks from your cold, crumpled hands.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
