I Choose Trial by Combat
When words fail and reason flees, there’s only one option left—meet absurdity with absurdity. This is medieval justice, reimagined for a world where your opponent might be as ridiculous as your weapon of choice. Forget gavels and closing arguments—sometimes you just need armor, a shield, and something profoundly stupid to swing.
Perfect for:
⚔️ Internet warriors with a flair for the dramatic
🏰 Fans of historically inaccurate justice
🌭 Anyone who believes the pen is mightier, but the sausage is funniest
🔥 Humor so dumb it could win a court case
🔥 Armor-plated attitude for every petty squabble
🔥 Guaranteed to confuse both judge and jury
Justice isn’t blind—it’s just laughing too hard to see straight.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste.
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and appealing colors.
- Made from 100% US cotton that is ethically sourced.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
