For the people still in the character creation screen pretending they already know what they’re doing.
This shirt is for the early levels—when your knees still work, your optimism hasn’t been nerfed yet, and life hasn’t fully introduced you to sleep deprivation, back pain, or existential dread. Because every legend starts somewhere. Usually with terrible decisions and way too much confidence.
Perfect for:
🎮 Teens convinced they’re invincible
😈 Future chaos goblins beginning their origin story
😂 Anyone just starting the long grind toward becoming a weird old man
🔥 The opening level of the human survival campaign
🔥 Equal parts confidence, confusion, and terrible judgment
🔥 For kids still naive enough to think adulthood sounds fun
Tutorial mode never really ends.
The enemies just get stronger.
Only from Guerrilla Style.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
