Somewhere out there is a timeline where things make sense—where politicians read books, billionaires pay taxes, and the water doesn’t taste like fluoride and lies. But we didn’t get that one. We got the cursed campaign, where every NPC is corrupt, the DM hates us, and the dice are rigged.
Perfect for: 🎲 DMs who’ve lost faith in the narrative 💻 Internet dwellers yelling “this can’t be real” weekly 🕳️ Anyone who jokes about the simulation... but isn’t joking
🎯 Critical failure, documented 🔥 Worn sarcasm for a broken system 🔥 Reality-check in D20 form 🔥 Because satire is the only coping mechanism left
This isn’t a bug. It’s the timeline. Only from Guerrilla Style.
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